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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.