Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.