Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Cuba wood!