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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........