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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!