What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

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They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Your in 8.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!