Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.