How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.