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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI