How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.