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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.