How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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It has a recognizable gait

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Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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It is possible that UFOs exist.

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.