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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

Ufo Jokes More Ufo Jokes

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

Honest Politician Jokes More Honest Politician Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.