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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.