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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized