One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
To screw in the lightbulb.
One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
Any place without a drive-up window.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Ammon old hand at picking locks!
They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized