How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized