One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Church
Cats can't drive!
A taxicab driver.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
