Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Paleontologist Jokes More Paleontologist Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.