Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.