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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Paleontologist Jokes More Paleontologist Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.