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Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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Birthday State of Mind

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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I Love Pizza & You

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

Drones Jokes More Drones Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!