What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.