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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.