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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!