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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!