What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!