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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!