What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.