What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.