What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.