What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.