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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.