What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.