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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane