How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!