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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.