How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.