He felt his presents.
The Imperial March
He force quit.
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
Because he left his son.
Ana-kin
Warm
The Thai fighter
Elle Vader.
Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
On the dark side.
He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...
Helado oscuro!
Luke warm. im sorry
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
May the force e-with you.
Ewoked.
Co-pper
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Faith No More
Using imperial units.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
A 15 yard penalty.
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Cliff.
Poor hunters
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
It wasn't, it was feeling blue.
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Russel.
Lack of originality
Because they lack toes
I really don't know.
Snow Balls
