Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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I feel positively charged!

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Getting ready for work

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I met a knight

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Toyodas

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It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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They didn't have any chemistry.

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Because they lactate.

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