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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Who wins the election?

America.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.