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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Luke Skywalker Jokes More Luke Skywalker Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.