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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Tsarbucks

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They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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They all dress like Dobby.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter