Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.