Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.