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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same