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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!