What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight