What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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A church bell peals from the steeple.