What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger