Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaned.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Hunger Games Jokes More Hunger Games Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Anorexic Girl Jokes More Anorexic Girl Jokes

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.