I'd say it's fifty fifty
Because he can't even.
The odds are against them.
The odds are ever in their favours.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Astronomical
Because he always went Against All Odds.
Their odds of winning are the same
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Because he's got rusty knees.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Because he's solo.
A rebel without applause.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Nun of your business.
By iceicle!
He was Travelling Light
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
A shaggy dogs tale!
