I'd say it's fifty fifty
Because he can't even.
The odds are against them.
The odds are ever in their favours.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Astronomical
Because he always went Against All Odds.
Their odds of winning are the same
Because they always take a fence
Because they can't even.
A comic relief.
Because they p-irate.
Because he was Haydn.
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
Because seven ate nine.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because he's got rusty knees.
Because they literally can't even.
Because they
You guessed it: we're all white.
Claustrophobic
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
