Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

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How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.