Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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He was caught taking a leek.

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.