I'd say it's fifty fifty
Because he can't even.
The odds are against them.
The odds are ever in their favours.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Astronomical
Because he always went Against All Odds.
Their odds of winning are the same
Battle Royale with cheese
Games.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
HIGH-SIS
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
Sum of beaches.
Kernel.
Because he was cannelloni.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Hop in
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Depends.
A handicrapped zone.
