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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.