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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food