Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!