What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.