Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.