What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)