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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry