What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)