What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)