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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.