What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY