Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!