Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.