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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife