What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.