What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.