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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.