What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.