What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!