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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened?

Me: I turned 13....

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.