He's a fun guy.
Toad
It gets toad away
He always gets Toad.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
A little bit froggy
They get toad away.
He gets toad.
Toad.
It got toad away.
They get toad.
Croaka-cola!
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Wart's new
They get toad!
It got toad away
He got toad
A croaksman!
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
They both taste a bit swampy
He gets Toad
Toad was a fungi.
He simply croaked!
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
It was toad.
Star Warts!
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
When it's becing toad!
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Depressing. **crickets**
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
The Spanish Inquisition.
He might Pikachu.
It was armed.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
His pants had no ballroom.
Because then you'd be a barnacle.
Boom-shackle-lacquer!
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin