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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away