What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.