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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!