Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin