Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'