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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars