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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.