Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!