Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!