What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

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Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.