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What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Casper Jokes More Casper Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie