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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.