What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.