What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

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