What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.