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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.