What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?