What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender