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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What that?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."