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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

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You owe Eve an O.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.