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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!