What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.