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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.