What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!