What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!