What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.