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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!