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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.