What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --