What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --