What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --