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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.