Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Tummy, my X-Men!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.