What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.