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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!