March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.