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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.