What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.