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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.