What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.