What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.