What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.