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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it