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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee