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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo