Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

Because its not a Target.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Wing Wing Jokes More Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Cupid Stunt Jokes More Cupid Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

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Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!