Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.