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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!