What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force