What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.