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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections