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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Babies

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!