How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections