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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?