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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.