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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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He'll re-possess it

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A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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4:04

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He Apollo-gized.

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A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf