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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle