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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle