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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball