What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
His heart wasn't in it.
Guurrhggrgrh
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Elton John's chin.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
She ran away from the ball.
She choked.
Sparky.
Because their balls would show.
She kept running away from the ball
Piston
His treasures.
The moon
A pedal physician in the fetal position.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Optical.
A dumbell
Sparky
So they don't have hairballs!
He was always spiking the ball.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
B9
Because they chew balls.
The lottery.
Jiggle its balls
He had barkinsons disease.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
They couldn't fined him.
Only one shows an interest in the balls.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
The domesticated doesnt have balls
10
You look quite put-together this evening.
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Gutterfingers!
The balls are just for decoration.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Tickle its balls.
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.
Give them a test-tickle
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Sparkie.
Bingo.
They both keep you from getting to the ball!
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
A guy laughing his balls off.
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
Astor the ball is over!
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
You Blink Your Eyes.
Cough* *cough*
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
It was low hanging fruit.
Gruesome.
Because he didn't have the balls!
Cause she ran away from the ball
She had a ball
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
She always ran away from the ball
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
She kept running from the ball.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Because she ran away from the ball!
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
They we're tied!
She kept running away from the ball.
I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well
It's Cul de sac!
She didn't have the balls.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Roll playing im sry
Their balls are for decoration only.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
The Philadelphia Beagles!
A man's undivided attention!
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
I've never had a Walnut on my chest..
Walnuts
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
Anderson and daughter came too!
It's Christmas, Eve!
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Goquan
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Stand up!
Because Y so serious
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
With asparagus...
