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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.