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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.