What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!